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Cracker Jax asked:


The 4th Affair A woman was in bed with her lover when she heard her husband opening the front door. “Hurry,” she said, “stand in the corner.” She rubbed baby oil all over him, then dusted him with talcum powder. “Don’t move until I tell you,” she said, ” pretend you’re a statue.” “What’s this?” the husband inquired as he entered the room. “Oh it’s a statue,” she replied, “the Smiths bought one and I liked it so I got one for us, too.” No more was said, not even when they went to bed. Around 2 AM the husband got up, went to the kitchen and returned with a sandwich and a beer. “Here,” he said to the statue, have this. I stood like that for two days at the Smiths and nobody offered me a damned thing.”

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Katrina Cannon

sandeep s asked:


Dear friends.

This is a sincere question related to my friend’s life and I want ur opinion on this.

My friend got married 8 months back. His wife has a previous relation with some other guy and they are still in touch and talks on phone for hours. This thing is ruining my friend’s life. They now viagra on daily basis and there is a lot of tensions. Intrestingly the girl’s parents new about this previous relation, still they are blaming my friend that he is not taking care of their daughter thats why there is a fight between them.

Please suggest what step should my friend take in this miserable situation.Being from india its not that easy to get divorce.Chances of re-marriage and to get a good wife are diminished.

thanks

Bryson Bean

ANNIE asked:


i mean they say LOVE IS BLIND!!
LOVE SEEKS NO AGE BARS!!
den cant love happen to someone allready married……do you find it wrong.
whats your take on it??
hey!!!!
me not having such a view!!
just wanted to have yours??

Nicolette Byrd

Cracker Jax asked:


The 4th Affair… A woman was in bed with her lover when she heard her husband opening the front door. “Hurry,” she said, “stand in the corner.” She rubbed baby oil all over him, then dusted him with talcum powder. “Don’t move until I tell you,” she said, ” pretend you’re a statue.” “What’s this?” the husband inquired as he entered the room. “Oh it’s a statue,” she replied, “the Smiths bought one and I liked it so I got one for us, too.” No more was said, not even when they went to bed. Around 2 AM the husband got up, went to the kitchen and returned with a sandwich and a beer. “Here,” he said to the statue, have this. I stood like that for two days at the Smiths and nobody offered me a damned thing.”

Pls star if you liked it. Thanx.

Tatum Tyler

Cracker Jax asked:


The 5th Affair A man walked into a cafe, went to the bar and ordered a beer. “Certainly, Sir , that’ll be one cent.” “One Cent?” the man exclaimed. He glanced at the menu and asked: “How much for a nice juicy steak and a bottle of wine?” “A nickel,” the barman replied. “A nickel?” exclaimed the man. “Where’s the guy who owns this place?” The bartender replied: “Upstairs, with my wife.” The man asked: “What’s he doing upstairs with your wife?” The bartender replied: “The same thing I’m doing to his business down here.”

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Tyra Parsons

Anon asked:


I know its women mostly late 40s’ or 40s’ who date much younger guys. A few questions I need to be answered:D
1) Is it a bad thing if they call your mom a cougar?
2) Does she have to dress young like 20’s.. and do her makeup like shes 20 something and act or just dress not need to act like shes in her 20s’.? Or she doesn’t have to act/look at all.

Karlee Mann

typershark asked:


If a spouse had a sexual affair with a co-worker 7 years ago and an emotional affair with another co-worker a year and a half ago, if there employer found out would they lose their job? Anyone, ever have this situation?

Haven Mills

Cracker Jax asked:


The 4th Affair… A woman was in bed with her lover when she heard her husband opening the front door. “Hurry,” she said, “stand in the corner.” She rubbed baby oil all over him, then dusted him with talcum powder. “Don’t move until I tell you,” she said, ” pretend you’re a statue.” “What’s this?” the husband inquired as he entered the room. “Oh it’s a statue,” she replied, “the Smiths bought one and I liked it so I got one for us, too.” No more was said, not even when they went to bed. Around 2 AM the husband got up, went to the kitchen and returned with a sandwich and a beer. “Here,” he said to the statue, have this. I stood like that for two days at the Smiths and nobody offered me a damned thing.”

Pls star if you liked it. Thanx.

Rachel Pena

THE PATRIOT asked:


it is on this week newsstands front page of The National Enquirer with pictures of the guy she had the affair with, by the way a very ugly guy. should her husband divorce her because of her cheating?
they were right about John Edwards. any way if a person cheats in marriage we cannot trust them because the dont have moral values, they might be good at work but they are inmoral indecent persons. how a person can go to bed with another person when that person is married? this is betrayal on the husband or the wife. people that cheats on their spouses cannot be trusted because they are the low of the lowest.
why if it is in the newspaper sarah palin doesnt come forward to say if is true or not? is in the front page in the news stands everywhere for people to see. if the river sounds is because is bringing water. why john edwards was a big issue but for sarah palin everybody is quiet now? and do you see the guy who she slept with on the front page picture? thats an ugly guy, her husband is better looking. now why she cheated on her good husband? with that ugly guy? who knows. but if is true, how can we trust her?

Alissa Perry

eriedolphin37 asked:


Someone I know had an affair and they are blaming their spouse. I may not be a genius, but that sounds pretty dumb for an excuse, here’s how the Dear John letter looked like:

Dear John,
I’m sorry to tell you that it’s all your fault that I had an affair…if you weren’t such a jerk, I would have never had done this, you neglected me. P.S. by the way, I don’t love you anymore, I only like you because your the father of our children.

How on earth can someone that had an affair, possibly blame anyone else but themselves?

Curious.

Veronica Roy