Romeo & Juliet
Jul
28
Yea or Nay? Marital Affair #5?
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Cracker Jax asked:
The 5th Affair A man walked into a cafe, went to the bar and ordered a beer. “Certainly, Sir , that’ll be one cent.” “One Cent?” the man exclaimed. He glanced at the menu and asked: “How much for a nice juicy steak and a bottle of wine?” “A nickel,” the barman replied. “A nickel?” exclaimed the man. “Where’s the guy who owns this place?” The bartender replied: “Upstairs, with my wife.” The man asked: “What’s he doing upstairs with your wife?” The bartender replied: “The same thing I’m doing to his business down here.”
The 5th Affair A man walked into a cafe, went to the bar and ordered a beer. “Certainly, Sir , that’ll be one cent.” “One Cent?” the man exclaimed. He glanced at the menu and asked: “How much for a nice juicy steak and a bottle of wine?” “A nickel,” the barman replied. “A nickel?” exclaimed the man. “Where’s the guy who owns this place?” The bartender replied: “Upstairs, with my wife.” The man asked: “What’s he doing upstairs with your wife?” The bartender replied: “The same thing I’m doing to his business down here.”
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Avery Larson
Jul
27
SIX PAK asked:
I realize she has to be out to get young guys,but could she be in her 30’s?
Anderson Acevedo
I realize she has to be out to get young guys,but could she be in her 30’s?
Anderson Acevedo
Jul
24
My wife is in an extra-marital affair but I don’t mind?
Filed Under Marriage & Divorce | 23 Comments
sabian5150 asked:
So I know that sounds weird but here’s the deal. I travel a lot on my job and I am gone for weeks at a time sometimes. For a long time I suspected my my wife of havig an affair but wasn’t sure. I have recently gotten confirmation that she is. The thing is I understand that she needs the attention which I can’t provide and I am willing to accept that. However, I do love her and I would never want her to leave me. My quandry is this…do I approach her about it? Do I say “I know you’re doing this but I don’t mind?” I am torn. On the one hand I think it would ease her conscience if she knew I was ok with it but on the other hand I don’t know if it’s best to let her have her secrets and maybe if I told her it would upset her that I didn’t mind? Any thoughts?
Violet Brady
So I know that sounds weird but here’s the deal. I travel a lot on my job and I am gone for weeks at a time sometimes. For a long time I suspected my my wife of havig an affair but wasn’t sure. I have recently gotten confirmation that she is. The thing is I understand that she needs the attention which I can’t provide and I am willing to accept that. However, I do love her and I would never want her to leave me. My quandry is this…do I approach her about it? Do I say “I know you’re doing this but I don’t mind?” I am torn. On the one hand I think it would ease her conscience if she knew I was ok with it but on the other hand I don’t know if it’s best to let her have her secrets and maybe if I told her it would upset her that I didn’t mind? Any thoughts?
Violet Brady
Jul
20
Cracker Jax asked:
Sorry, It seems Number 1 and 3 were violated by the trolls.
Sorry, It seems Number 1 and 3 were violated by the trolls.
The 6th Affair… Jake was dying. His wife sat at the bedside. He looked up and said weakly: “I have something I must confess.” “There’s no need to, ” his wife replied. “No,” he insisted, “I want to die in peace. I slept with your sister, your best friend, her best friend, and your mother!” “I know,” she replied, ” now just rest and let the poison work.”
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Larry Parrish
Jul
17
What do you think of “cougar” women?
Filed Under 871 | 5 Comments
Jazz asked:
For those who may not know–older women (usually in their 30’s or 40’s) who are sexually drawn or prefer to date younger men are referred to as “cougars”.
Austin Emerson
For those who may not know–older women (usually in their 30’s or 40’s) who are sexually drawn or prefer to date younger men are referred to as “cougars”.
Austin Emerson
Jul
13
earl s asked:
my wife and i have been married almost 2 years, it’s been good and bad. She’s cheated on me numerous times. but i still hang in there.cause i’m trying to be a good Christian. but anyway she’s leaving me for an 18yr old and she’s 26. i know she really likes him but when i confront her about seeing him, naturally she deny it, but then she say she want to go her separate way, what the hell is going on we had recently tried to work on our marriage until this little guy came in the picture. so will this last ?? someone help me out here
Marshall Marks
my wife and i have been married almost 2 years, it’s been good and bad. She’s cheated on me numerous times. but i still hang in there.cause i’m trying to be a good Christian. but anyway she’s leaving me for an 18yr old and she’s 26. i know she really likes him but when i confront her about seeing him, naturally she deny it, but then she say she want to go her separate way, what the hell is going on we had recently tried to work on our marriage until this little guy came in the picture. so will this last ?? someone help me out here
Marshall Marks
Jul
10
Yea or Nay? Marital Affair #5?
Filed Under Jokes & Riddles | 2 Comments
Cracker Jax asked:
The 5th Affair A man walked into a cafe, went to the bar and ordered a beer. “Certainly, Sir , that’ll be one cent.” “One Cent?” the man exclaimed. He glanced at the menu and asked: “How much for a nice juicy steak and a bottle of wine?” “A nickel,” the barman replied. “A nickel?” exclaimed the man. “Where’s the guy who owns this place?” The bartender replied: “Upstairs, with my wife.” The man asked: “What’s he doing upstairs with your wife?” The bartender replied: “The same thing I’m doing to his business down here.”
The 5th Affair A man walked into a cafe, went to the bar and ordered a beer. “Certainly, Sir , that’ll be one cent.” “One Cent?” the man exclaimed. He glanced at the menu and asked: “How much for a nice juicy steak and a bottle of wine?” “A nickel,” the barman replied. “A nickel?” exclaimed the man. “Where’s the guy who owns this place?” The bartender replied: “Upstairs, with my wife.” The man asked: “What’s he doing upstairs with your wife?” The bartender replied: “The same thing I’m doing to his business down here.”
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#’s 1 and 2 just got deleted…This is Jokes and Riddles category. I’m being trolled….
Reina Powers
Jul
10
Which cougar/women songs would you choose?
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Tootlebug asked:
We are making a “Cougar” mix for my sister that is turning 40. I am looking for good cougar or women empowerment songs. Any ideas? We are looking for fun songs…any type…any year!
Eli Ochoa
We are making a “Cougar” mix for my sister that is turning 40. I am looking for good cougar or women empowerment songs. Any ideas? We are looking for fun songs…any type…any year!
Eli Ochoa
Jul
7
If 39 year old women dates a 30 year old man, is she still a cougar?
Filed Under Singles & Dating | 8 Comments
Beat Bogard asked:
If 39 year old women dates a 30 year old man, is she still a cougar?
Lukas Stafford
If 39 year old women dates a 30 year old man, is she still a cougar?
Lukas Stafford
Jul
6
iheartcavs asked:
Lately that’s all I hear – “she’s a cougar” about older women dating younger men. I think its kind of funny, but I’m wondering how did that word start? Where did this come from? I never heard it, and now I hear it all the time? I know SNL did a skit about cougars…did people get it from that? Just wondering!
Anjali Peters
Lately that’s all I hear – “she’s a cougar” about older women dating younger men. I think its kind of funny, but I’m wondering how did that word start? Where did this come from? I never heard it, and now I hear it all the time? I know SNL did a skit about cougars…did people get it from that? Just wondering!
Anjali Peters
